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I USED TO TAKE CHICKS TO MY HOUSE THE LONG WAY...DRIVING IN CIRCLES SO THEY CANT FIND THEIR WAY BACK TO MY HOUSE!! I KNOW IM GOING TO HELL!!
I hit a swamp donkey in the bathroom of a club one night. I walked out trying to be real discreet about what just happened until I saw her slapping fives with her friends saying "GOT THEM DRAWS!!!" I got emotional like a girl that had been used and had to leave the club. I've never been back there.
I hit a swamp donkey in the bathroom of a club one night. I walked out trying to be real discreet about what just happened until I saw her slapping fives with her friends saying "GOT THEM DRAWS!!!" I got emotional like a girl that had been used and had to leave the club. I've never been back there.
OMG! reps at ya bro, that wasfunny as phuck.
Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
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THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER A GIRL IS TO GET UNDER ANOTHER ONE
id tag her just to tell a locker room story, im sure it would be an experiance.
"one time at band camp i nailed this massively buffed out chick that had a deep voice and when she wrapped her legs around me i couldn't breathe and she yelled at me so loud to **** her it scared me and then she flipped me over and smacked my ass so hard it left a bruise (cuz i bruise easily) and then she grabbed my dick and squeezed it so har it turned purple, then she growled at me like she wanted to kill me so i tried to run away but she caught me and threw me against the wall and, and....and then she screamed blood murder and i fainted..only to wake up to her jamming this huge black thing in my ass while she licked her lips and told me to sit still and take it like a man or die like a lil *****...so i did and kinda enjoyed it for a little while until she mounted me again and crushed my spine leaving me limp and in a wheelchair for the rest of my life"
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reps at ya bro, that wasfunny as phuck.
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