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FAST AND FURIOUS, DRIFTED
Sat night, i was very bored and i decided to hit the cinema and watch the fast and the furious..like any other day, i wore my shorts, and tank top and my gym jacket(somethign very light)...
So i go in and i'am sitting down and watching the movie and for some reaosn i thought of 02 accent and shawn(the guy from the fast and furious) had a southern accent and i busted out laughing so hard AND I WAS LOUD and i could not stop.... and a lil ***** was sitting behind me yanked my chair wt his feet and SAID shut man(so i didnt say nothing, i was like , its my fault and i should have been quite)then he cussed me out(but i did not hear exactly what he said but 4 sure, i heard the word *****)..and i was talking to myslef he just did nOT cussed me out...calm down mikey, calm down(then i snaped out, i was like FOOK IT), I TOOK MY GYM JACKED OFF AND I STOOD UP, AND HE HAD A LARGE POPCORN AND A DRINK BETWEEN HIS LAP, AND I SAID DO U HAVE A PROB WT ME??????? I'AM TELLIN U, HE DID NOT EXPECT ME I WAS THAT BIG, SO HE DROPS TEH POPCORN ON THE FLOOR AND SPILLED HIS DRINK ON HIS LAP AND I CAN SEE TH DUDE WAS SHAKING LIKE THERE IS NO 2MMROW... AND THE DUDE SAID , I'AM VERY SORRY, VERY SOORY MAN AND HIS GF TELLS HIM: U ARE A LIL *****, U ACT UR TOUGH BUT 2DAY I FOUND OUT HOW OF A BIG POOO CCCCCC U ARE.... AND THEN I SAT DOWN AND THE 2 WHITE BOYS NEXT TO ME WERE CRACKIN UP AND WERE LIKE, U ARE A BIG MOTHER FOOCKER DUDE
So i go in and i'am sitting down and watching the movie and for some reaosn i thought of 02 accent and shawn(the guy from the fast and furious) had a southern accent and i busted out laughing so hard AND I WAS LOUD and i could not stop.... and a lil ***** was sitting behind me yanked my chair wt his feet and SAID shut man(so i didnt say nothing, i was like , its my fault and i should have been quite)then he cussed me out(but i did not hear exactly what he said but 4 sure, i heard the word *****)..and i was talking to myslef he just did nOT cussed me out...calm down mikey, calm down(then i snaped out, i was like FOOK IT), I TOOK MY GYM JACKED OFF AND I STOOD UP, AND HE HAD A LARGE POPCORN AND A DRINK BETWEEN HIS LAP, AND I SAID DO U HAVE A PROB WT ME??????? I'AM TELLIN U, HE DID NOT EXPECT ME I WAS THAT BIG, SO HE DROPS TEH POPCORN ON THE FLOOR AND SPILLED HIS DRINK ON HIS LAP AND I CAN SEE TH DUDE WAS SHAKING LIKE THERE IS NO 2MMROW... AND THE DUDE SAID , I'AM VERY SORRY, VERY SOORY MAN AND HIS GF TELLS HIM: U ARE A LIL *****, U ACT UR TOUGH BUT 2DAY I FOUND OUT HOW OF A BIG POOO CCCCCC U ARE.... AND THEN I SAT DOWN AND THE 2 WHITE BOYS NEXT TO ME WERE CRACKIN UP AND WERE LIKE, U ARE A BIG MOTHER FOOCKER DUDE
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