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So i'm pulling into the parking lot to go back to work and there is a space right up front so i take it. There is this guy standing in front of my space leaning against a picnic table.
He is wearing a jet black trench coat black pants and black combat boots. His hair is pulled back in a ponytail real tight like and he's wearing some god awful wanna be tough guy shades. To top that off he's got a gansta lean going with his head tilted WAY back and he's smoking a cig. He's not smoking it like he's a smoker getting his nicotine fix, he's smoking it like he wants to be noticed, you know all slooooooooooow like...long ass puffs...whatever, you know what i mean.
First off it's pretty dark outside like its going about to rain so there is absolutely no need for the shades and the trench coat is pretty much overkill for the weather.
It takes everything i have to not bust into a gut wrenching laugh but i manage.
I get out of my car (tank top and shorts lol) and head his way as i have to go between him and my car to get to my gym.
The guy never moves, never acknowledges me, just keeps his cool guy routine flowing. As i get close to him he blows out his smoke real slow like, right in front of me, right in my path... I was like wtf?
So i stop, set down my sons back pack ( that he forgot to bring to school) turn to him, look him dead in wanna be Blade shades and laugh at him like he didn't exsist, face to face....i even fogged his shades... then i turned around picked up the back pack and head to the gym.
By the time i got to my door wich is about 20 ft away he was nowhere to be found..
some people lol....
He is wearing a jet black trench coat black pants and black combat boots. His hair is pulled back in a ponytail real tight like and he's wearing some god awful wanna be tough guy shades. To top that off he's got a gansta lean going with his head tilted WAY back and he's smoking a cig. He's not smoking it like he's a smoker getting his nicotine fix, he's smoking it like he wants to be noticed, you know all slooooooooooow like...long ass puffs...whatever, you know what i mean.
First off it's pretty dark outside like its going about to rain so there is absolutely no need for the shades and the trench coat is pretty much overkill for the weather.
It takes everything i have to not bust into a gut wrenching laugh but i manage.
I get out of my car (tank top and shorts lol) and head his way as i have to go between him and my car to get to my gym.
The guy never moves, never acknowledges me, just keeps his cool guy routine flowing. As i get close to him he blows out his smoke real slow like, right in front of me, right in my path... I was like wtf?
So i stop, set down my sons back pack ( that he forgot to bring to school) turn to him, look him dead in wanna be Blade shades and laugh at him like he didn't exsist, face to face....i even fogged his shades... then i turned around picked up the back pack and head to the gym.
By the time i got to my door wich is about 20 ft away he was nowhere to be found..
some people lol....
HAHAHAHA put that phucker RIGHT in his place!
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