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    been laughing my ass off for 15 min straight now..

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    I just went to Cheeburger Cheeburger to eat by myself at lunch a half hour ago, and half way through the meal, I realized that some of my fries had pubic hair on them.

    No ****ing joke----looked exactly like pubic hair. It's posiible that it was something else, but with out CSI testing---who knows. My waitress, and then the manager where immediately like---i'm so sorry your meal is comped---do you want something else. yea---a million dollars would nice!

    I'm so ****ing pissed now. I left more than 60% of my lunch and just got up and left. I saure I accidentally ate a bit of what ever it was. The manager obviously was comping the meal, but I was trying to decide what I should do about it. I had no real witnesses since I was eating alone. Didn't know whether I should have called the cops or something. Then ---- what if I had made a big deal out of it, and then it did end up being some kind of shavings from onion rings ---or somehting like that.

    I really looked like some kid grabbed a clump out of his pants and fried it in with my fries!
    I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.






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    DAMN WORKERS ....I THINK ALL OF THEM IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY NEED TO WEAR HAIR NETS
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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    • #3
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      in their pants??

      lol


      Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
      DAMN WORKERS ....I THINK ALL OF THEM IN THE FOOD INDUSTRY NEED TO WEAR HAIR NETS
      I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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      • #4
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        Call the cops or something ... lol. That is pretty good...I feel for him. I cant watch fastfood prepared cuz I will lose my appetite. I just have to wait and think pleasant thoughts until I get my order.

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        • #5
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          lol

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          • #6
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            Damn, that sucks. My wife foudn a bug in her salad from Wendy's once and she will never step foot in one again. We could be on a 300 mile drive and the ony place will be Wendy's and she will say 'keep driving'. I bet he never eats there again, I sure as hell wouldn't.
            I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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            • #7
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              Maybe they were just trying to offer him dental floss?

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              • #8
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                lol....I hardly pay attention to what I'm eating if I'm really hungry! I always seem to notice after it's already in my mouth!!! Lice and all!
                NO PAIN, NO GAIN
                KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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                • #9
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                  you get that shit on fried chicken a lot. its not hair. now, if they were in fact little black curlies, then yes, i would have made a scene. some punk kid was trying to immulate the movie "waiting" probably.
                  Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
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                  • #10
                    Re: funny email from my brother

                    that movie is great..... "look at the brain"


                    Originally posted by a-bomb83
                    you get that shit on fried chicken a lot. its not hair. now, if they were in fact little black curlies, then yes, i would have made a scene. some punk kid was trying to immulate the movie "waiting" probably.
                    I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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