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    Silent fart

    An elderly couple was attending church
    services. About halfway through the service she leans over and says, to
    her husband................." I just let out a silent fart what do you think I should do?"
    He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
    http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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    Re: Silent fart



    LOLOL
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    • #3
      Re: Silent fart

      He sit in own phew!!!
      Strivn 2b "MoRe THaN HuMaN!!!"
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      • #4
        Re: Silent fart

        lollllllllllll Farts are funny!!

        AOM.... who is that in your avitar?
        I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.





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        • #5
          Re: Silent fart

          Originally posted by lxorl
          AOM.... who is that in your avitar?
          WHAT!?!?!?! It's almost a sin to ask! It's Frank Sinatra's infamous mug shot. He was arrested for having relations with a married woman (seriously). Howard Stern and Tony Soprano both have the mug shots in their offices.
          “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
          --Manny Pacquiao



          Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
          http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





          Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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          • #6
            Re: Silent fart

            lol...funny joke!

            AOM are you serious? I always thought that was you!!!
            NO PAIN, NO GAIN
            KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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            • #7
              Re: Silent fart

              Funny joke. Supa and lxorl, are you guys freaking serious????? Please tell me that you didn't just commit a near blasphemy like that!

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