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  • #16
    Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

    Originally posted by BIG_MIKE1979
    i called one of my ex's name and she flipped the **** out of me
    Any chick would be mad if while you're banging her, you scream out "OOOOHHH GREG!!!"
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    • #17
      Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

      Originally posted by angryoldman
      Any chick would be mad if while you're banging her, you scream out "OOOOHHH GREG!!!"
      LMAO!!!!
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      • #18
        Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

        Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
        ILL START...

        WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL, MY BUDDIES WERE GOING WATER SKIING BUT I HAD TO TAKE A MACHINE GRADED TEST FIRST AT SCHOOL. I GOT IMPATIENT AND WENT DOWN THE ANSWER SHEET MAKING DESIGNS AND RANDOM ANSWERS... I FINISHED REAL QUICK AND LEFT TO GO SKIING.

        THE FOLLOWING MONDAY I WAS PUT INTO A REMEDIAL READING CLASS!! DAMMIT!! I WAS IN THERE WITH REAL IDIOTS AND THEY WOULDNT LET ME RE-DO MY TEST TO PROVE I WAS REALLY SMARTER THAN WHAT I DID!!!

        FUNNY HUH??
        roflamo! That's the funniest damn thing I've ever heard. That's something you see in a movie. LOL

        Man, I have soooo many but here's one that rigns a bell. Back when I was 5 years old my mom remarried. The wedding was at my uncles house and me and some of the other kids were running through the house making motorcycle moises. Well, I got so excited that I went hauling ass outside only to realize the screen door was closed. Well, it wasn't closed anymore. I took that bad boy out. You have to imagine my dad to be, what the hell was he thinking.
        I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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        • #19
          Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

          I used to hop freight trains,..and wind up miles away from home. Once the train sped up really fast and I wound up hanging on the ladder of this tank car,..speeding through crossings during rush hour with everybody just trippin on me big time !
          Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

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          Our passion never dies !
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          • #20
            Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

            Originally posted by BIG_MIKE1979
            ohh, one time , i was making love to one of my ex and instead calling her name out, i called one of my ex's name and she flipped the **** out of me
            Silly Mikey, that's why you give all your girls the same pet name, like 'Baby' so you never get screwed up. "Oh Baby" this and "oh Baby" that will never get you in trouble.
            I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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            • #21
              Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

              Originally posted by angryoldman
              Any chick would be mad if while you're banging her, you scream out "OOOOHHH GREG!!!"
              LOL!

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              • #22
                Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                When I was in high school (A christian private school),I went to school extra early since the principal hated me and said If I was late again I was kicked out of the school so....... I got bored and took a piss on the principals door nob, he got their opened the door, looked at his hand and I laughed
                "I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
                ROMANS 12:1

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                • #23
                  Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                  Originally posted by angryoldman
                  Any chick would be mad if while you're banging her, you scream out "OOOOHHH GREG!!!"

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                  • #24
                    Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                    Originally posted by T-Man007
                    Silly Mikey, that's why you give all your girls the same pet name, like 'Baby' so you never get screwed up. "Oh Baby" this and "oh Baby" that will never get you in trouble.
                    when mikey is horny, i aint thinking but tappin that pooooo cccccccc **** names and fook baby

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                    • #25
                      Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                      Well, this one time at band camp, I stuck a flute in this chicks......

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                      • #26
                        Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                        robbed a bank, it wasn't funny at all

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                        • #27
                          Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                          ME AND MY BROTHER WENT COLLECTING MONEY FOR "JERRY'S KIDS". WE GOT ABOUT $200 AND GOT HOME AND MY MOM ASKED US WHERE WE GOT IT...


                          MY DAD'S NAME IS JERRY

                          MOM MADE US GO TO EVERY HOUSE AND GIVE IT BACK!!
                          O2
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                          • #28
                            Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                            Originally posted by trip
                            robbed a bank, it wasn't funny at all
                            good man....come rob my bank if u can

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                            • #29
                              Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                              Originally posted by BIG_MIKE1979
                              good man....come rob my bank if u can
                              LMAO



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                              • #30
                                Re: LETS HEAR SOMETHING STUPID YOU DID WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

                                I cant think of one of the top of my head, but ill contribute later.



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