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    DAMN BUGS!! I WENT RIDING LAST NIGHT AND WAS HIT BY a grasshopper about the size of a small dog. I saw it coming at me in sloooowwww mootioon. It was classic Wiley Coyote. Then SMACK, nearly took my helmet off my head.
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  • #2
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    lol!!!
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    • #3
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      Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
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      • #4
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        Bugs aren't so bad, what nailed my ass one time was a small rock kicked up by an 18wheeler and I ride with an open face helmet. NOT fun!

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by kite
          Bugs aren't so bad, what nailed my ass one time was a small rock kicked up by an 18wheeler and I ride with an open face helmet. NOT fun!

          i bet that buzzed the brain?

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          • #6
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            poor grasshopper
            Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
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            • #7
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              SMOOSHED GRASS HOPPER IS GOOD FOR THE SKIN
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              • #8
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                That sucks!!

                Try being allergic to bees and have one fly into your helmet when your on the BACK of the bike and freaking out hitting the driver to pull over!!
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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Lily
                  That sucks!!

                  Try being allergic to bees and have one fly into your helmet when your on the BACK of the bike and freaking out hitting the driver to pull over!!
                  Did he think you were hitting him to tell him to go faster?

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                    Originally posted by NATE
                    Did he think you were hitting him to tell him to go faster?
                    no ..i was pulling on his right arm and pointing...LOL i literally flew off the bike before he stopped and ripped the helmet off....how the hell that bee didn't sting me i'll have no idea....it was curled in a ball in the helmet.......scared the SH*T out of me seeing how I left my epi pen at home! never forgot it again after that! haha
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                      Originally posted by Lily
                      no ..i was pulling on his right arm and pointing...LOL i literally flew off the bike before he stopped and ripped the helmet off....how the hell that bee didn't sting me i'll have no idea....it was curled in a ball in the helmet.......scared the SH*T out of me seeing how I left my epi pen at home! never forgot it again after that! haha
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                      • #12
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                        lastnight was the first night that i had seen bugs out at night. they mess the car up!


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                          Man, you bring back some memories....from the summer of 2004.

                          Here in Maryland, we had the 17-year locusts (Cicadas). Talk about fun while riding with an open-faced helmet....NOT! Those things were everywhere! I actually bought a full-faced helmet just to ride that summer, but prior to getting it, I had many a cicada splat my face!

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                          • #14
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                            Bug Zapper + 12 Corona's + 2 limes = Backyard Bar B Q



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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
                              DAMN BUGS!! I WENT RIDING LAST NIGHT AND WAS HIT BY a grasshopper about the size of a small dog. I saw it coming at me in sloooowwww mootioon. It was classic Wiley Coyote. Then SMACK, nearly took my helmet off my head.
                              HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I know exactly which ones you are talking about. When I first moved to Florida, I saw one on my porch and almost shat myself! Those suckers are humongus!

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