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    A SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE.


    The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!


    1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

























    The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


    2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

    Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?




























    Wrong Answer.

    Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


    3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?





























    Did you say the Lion King because he's not attending, he's hosting? WRONG! He's still going to the silly meetings so he doesn't count. Try not to get ****y.


    Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.


    4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?




























    Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

    BOOO!!!!
    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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    • #3
      Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

      I got 'em all right!

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      "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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      Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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      • #4
        Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

        Originally posted by Lily
        I got 'em all right!

        Liar, liar pants on fire.

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        • #5
          Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

          Originally posted by kite
          Liar, liar pants on fire.
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          "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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          Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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          • #6
            Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

            I second the BOOOOOOOOOOO!

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            • #7
              Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

              well I failed, my version of getting the giraffe in the fridge included a chainsaw LOL crossing the river explosives would have been used. LOL

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              • #8
                Re: SHORT TEST FOR SMART PEOPLE

                Originally posted by Merc
                well I failed, my version of getting the giraffe in the fridge included a chainsaw LOL crossing the river explosives would have been used. LOL
                LOL
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                "To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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                Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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