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>INVESTING FOR YOUR RETIREMENT:
>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
>now be worth $49.00.
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
>drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
>recycling
>REFUND, you would have $214.00.
>Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily
>and recycle.
>It's called the 401 Keg Plan
>If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
>now be worth $49.00.
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,
>drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
>recycling
>REFUND, you would have $214.00.
>Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily
>and recycle.
>It's called the 401 Keg Plan
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