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This horny pair of teenagers is driving down the road, and they can't keep their hands off of each other. So the guy says, "Let's pull over and do it right here at the side of the road." The girl says, "What if someone sees us?" So they guy pulls the car over and says, "I've got an idea. We'll get underneath the car, and I'll leave my feet sticking out. If anyone comes by I'll tell them I'm fixing the muffler."
Reluctantly, the girl agrees, and they wriggle underneath the car. A few minutes later, the guy feels someone kick his foot and a voice says, "What's going on?" So the guy said, "I'm fixing the muffler." The voice, which turned out to be from a cop, then said, "Well, you probably should have fixed your brakes first, because your car just rolled down the hill."
Reluctantly, the girl agrees, and they wriggle underneath the car. A few minutes later, the guy feels someone kick his foot and a voice says, "What's going on?" So the guy said, "I'm fixing the muffler." The voice, which turned out to be from a cop, then said, "Well, you probably should have fixed your brakes first, because your car just rolled down the hill."
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