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    Man severs own penis, throws it at officers

    March 17, 2006

    BY ERIC HERMAN Staff Reporter
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    Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.

    Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.

    "We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.

    Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.

    Fik, who lives in the 5400 block of W. Berenice, is charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of criminal damage to property, said Officer Laura Kubiak. He told paramedics he was distraught over problems with his girlfriend in Poland, Dolan said.

    Police arrived on Fik's block at 8:20 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports he was smashing car windows, Dolan said. Fik then broke into a house down the block. A group of six or seven officers assembled in front of the house, Dolan said.

    The occupants were not home, he added.

    Fik was bleeding when the officers arrived and may have already cut off his organ, Dolan said.

    "At that point, this guy came running out, naked, with a handful of knives . . . and started throwing knives at the police officers that were 10, 20, 30 feet away," Dolan said.

    Fik threw his penis during the confrontation, too, Dolan said. He then went back into the house and re-emerged with "another handful of knives," Dolan said.

    Dolan sneaked to the side of the bungalow's front steps and stunned Fik with the Taser. Fik fought back when officers went to restrain him, Dolan said.

    "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis," Dolan said.

    Dr. Greg Bales, associate professor of urology at the University of Chicago, said severed penises are uncommon but surgery usually works.

    "As long as the penis is placed on ice and reattached within a few hours, the success is usually pretty good," Bales said.

  • #2
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    How in the world could you cut off your own penis.? Major issues



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    • #3
      Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

      you know, it's the whole playing with broken glass while being naked thing...,


      everyone is doing it these days....

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      • #4
        Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

        LOL, u know how things are in the south we catch on later than the rest of the country.



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        • #5
          Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

          WOW. THAT'S F'ED UP!!!
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          • #6
            Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

            No phucking way I'm cutting of my man-banana... this is absolutely crazy!!!

            IG

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            • #7
              Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

              lol...this guy is a loon!!! I guess he never used it so he did away with it!!!
              NO PAIN, NO GAIN
              KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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              • #8
                Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

                Uuuuuuuummmmm.....

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                • #9
                  Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

                  Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                  No phucking way I'm cutting of my man-banana... this is absolutely crazy!!!

                  IG
                  um that's man-gina, didn't you see deuce biggalo?

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                  • #10
                    Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

                    can i get a wtf?!
                    If bigger is better then im better than ever !

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                    • #11
                      Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

                      WTF! AMEN!

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                      • #12
                        Re: When in doubt...Throw your penis!

                        i think an insantiy defense will work well in this case and i am no lawyer
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

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