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Back when i was jobless at the age of 16 i was set up to go have an interview at a mechanics shop. I pretty much had the job, just had to seal the deal.
Upon entering the shop i met the owner. We went into his office for the interview. He had a small hairless dog. It wasn't hairless bc of the breed, just that it was a mutt of all mutts, ugly as sin and probably some mutation of a oppossum . You know the kind that violently shake and piss on themselves when you look at them and then act all mean when you are'nt?
Anywho, i'm sitting in front of this guys desk and he starts asking me random questions and starts telling me what the job entailes. His dog is sizing me up bigtime. I then start with my end of the convo and this dog casually creeps up to me and straddles my leg wanting a peice of action. I was wearing shorts.
So i kinda (politely) kicked him off of me. I didn't want to make the owner mad at me as i really needed a job. He starts talking again and his dog comes back for more. I move my leg and look at the owner. He's watching the entire thing without expression. I'm sitting there thinking 'what kind of strange phuck is this guy?" i then kick the dog off of me with a lilttle more force behind the kick.
He comes back moments later as if we're in some bizarre mating ritual and i'm playing hard to get. I look to the owner for some help. He looks at me like "what?' Then the dog gets more aggressive because he knows i'm gonna kick him off and snarls at me before he tries to mount me again, he even let out a little growl. I look at the owner again...he looks at the dog and looks at me with no expression..
As i'm looking at the owner the dog makes his move and grabs my leg. I'm in shock as to what is going down, i cannot believe this guy is letting this happen!!! So now this dog has a hold of me like i'm a fat rib eye steak and starts doing his thing. Right then i look at the owner with a major FU expression, look at his dog look back at hin and launch that lil motherphucker into the wall ike i was Reggie Roby or something. The dog hits with a lifeless THUD and falls to the ground!
I look at the owner (still with no expression) tell him to phuck off and that i hope his dog is dead and walked out...
After you get done laughing at me, tell me what you would have done....
Upon entering the shop i met the owner. We went into his office for the interview. He had a small hairless dog. It wasn't hairless bc of the breed, just that it was a mutt of all mutts, ugly as sin and probably some mutation of a oppossum . You know the kind that violently shake and piss on themselves when you look at them and then act all mean when you are'nt?
Anywho, i'm sitting in front of this guys desk and he starts asking me random questions and starts telling me what the job entailes. His dog is sizing me up bigtime. I then start with my end of the convo and this dog casually creeps up to me and straddles my leg wanting a peice of action. I was wearing shorts.
So i kinda (politely) kicked him off of me. I didn't want to make the owner mad at me as i really needed a job. He starts talking again and his dog comes back for more. I move my leg and look at the owner. He's watching the entire thing without expression. I'm sitting there thinking 'what kind of strange phuck is this guy?" i then kick the dog off of me with a lilttle more force behind the kick.
He comes back moments later as if we're in some bizarre mating ritual and i'm playing hard to get. I look to the owner for some help. He looks at me like "what?' Then the dog gets more aggressive because he knows i'm gonna kick him off and snarls at me before he tries to mount me again, he even let out a little growl. I look at the owner again...he looks at the dog and looks at me with no expression..
As i'm looking at the owner the dog makes his move and grabs my leg. I'm in shock as to what is going down, i cannot believe this guy is letting this happen!!! So now this dog has a hold of me like i'm a fat rib eye steak and starts doing his thing. Right then i look at the owner with a major FU expression, look at his dog look back at hin and launch that lil motherphucker into the wall ike i was Reggie Roby or something. The dog hits with a lifeless THUD and falls to the ground!
I look at the owner (still with no expression) tell him to phuck off and that i hope his dog is dead and walked out...
After you get done laughing at me, tell me what you would have done....
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