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Marketing is a very important component. People
often ask for a
simple explanation of "Marketing," or how are they
different from PR or
advertising, etc.
............................Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct
Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and pointing at
you, she says, "She's
fantastic
in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed." That's Telemarketing.
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your
dress. You walk up to
him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and
reach up to straighten his
tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the
way,
I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand
Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend. That's a
Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So
you climb onto the roof
of one situated towards the center and shout at the
top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party, this well-built man walks up
to you and gropes
your breast and grabs your ass. That's the Governor
of California
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney
decides you were
offended. That's America!
often ask for a
simple explanation of "Marketing," or how are they
different from PR or
advertising, etc.
............................Well, here it is:
You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a
party. You go up to him
and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." That's Direct
Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and
see a handsome guy. One
of your friends goes up to him and pointing at
you, she says, "She's
fantastic
in bed." That's Advertising.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say,
"Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed." That's Telemarketing.
You see a guy at a party, you straighten your
dress. You walk up to
him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and
reach up to straighten his
tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm,
and then say, "By the
way,
I'm fantastic in bed." That's Public
Relations.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed." That's Brand
Recognition.
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He
fancies you, but you talk
him into going home with your friend. That's a
Sales Rep.
Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
You're on your way to a party when you realize
that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So
you climb onto the roof
of one situated towards the center and shout at the
top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!" That's Junk Mail.
You are at a party, this well-built man walks up
to you and gropes
your breast and grabs your ass. That's the Governor
of California
You like it, but 20 years later your attorney
decides you were
offended. That's America!
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