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President Bush and Don Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What
are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time
and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with
big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims".
A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and
Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
The barman says, "Yep, that's them."
So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What
are you guys doing in here?"
Bush says, "We're planning WW III."
And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"
Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Muslims this time
and one blonde with big tits."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with
big tits?"
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one would worry
about the 140 million Muslims".
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