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O2BESOHUGE

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POEMS

02-22-2006, 12:01 PM

FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

..�Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.�
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02-22-2006, 12:02 PM

Re: POEMS

LMAO

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#3

02-22-2006, 12:15 PM

Re: POEMS

LMFAO!!!!

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#4

02-22-2006, 12:20 PM

Re: POEMS

O2'S ON CLOMID AGAIN

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#5

02-22-2006, 01:13 PM

Re: POEMS

you should submit those to Readers Digest, lol
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02-22-2006, 01:14 PM

Re: POEMS

LMFAO!!! TRUTH THROUGH POETRY!!

HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!

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#7

02-22-2006, 01:49 PM

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02-22-2006, 01:56 PM

Re: POEMS

UH OH...MCK SAW THIS ONE!!

PLEASE REMEMBER I DIDNT WRITE IT!!

O2

..�Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.�
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#9

02-22-2006, 01:57 PM

Re: POEMS

whatever
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#10

02-22-2006, 02:49 PM

Re: POEMS

That sounds pretty accurate to me!

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#11

02-22-2006, 02:51 PM

Re: POEMS

lol!!!

NO PAIN, NO GAIN
KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN
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#12

02-22-2006, 04:32 PM

Re: POEMS

That is the best MAN poem I have ever read, put in the paper.

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#13

02-22-2006, 04:44 PM

Re: POEMS

Goober!! Unfortunately, probably very accuracte.
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