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    Deer Sir,

    I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

    I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

    I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

    I no my spelling ! is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

    I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. .

    hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


    Sinseerly,

    Peggy May Starlings


    PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN






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    PIC
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    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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    • #3
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      Employer's response:......


      Dear Peggy May,

      It's OK honey, we've got spell check
      NO PAIN, NO GAIN
      KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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        LOL
        good one

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          LOLLOL
          Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

          That being said.......

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            with a stick until she decided to get reductions.... those some tig old bittys.

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              DAAAAAAMMNNNN! UR hired but only if I can play wit them!!!
              Strivn 2b "MoRe THaN HuMaN!!!"
              mrthnhmn@yahoo.com

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by brody13
                with a stick until she decided to get reductions.... those some tig old bittys.
                TOO MUCH!
                HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


                http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php







                "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

                I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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                • #9
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                  More than a mouthful; or two mouthfulls



                  Disclaimer: Any information that TestRip7 shares is strictly for entertainment and role playing purposes only. TestRip7 is a fictional character and in no way condones the use of any illegal substances or activities otherwise.

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                  • #10
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                    No wonder she can't type!! She can't see the friggin keyboard!

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                      Originally posted by URNDIT
                      No wonder she can't type!! She can't see the friggin keyboard!
                      LOLOL Too true!
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