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> > Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as
> > her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
> > hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
> > together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
> > around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
> > began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physio-therapist
> > and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told
> > him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the
> > man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
> > still clasping His hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
> > however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands
> > away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
> > inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long
> > moments and asked, "How does that feel? "He replied, "It feels
> > great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
> > her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next
> > hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
> > together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll
> > around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
> > began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physio-therapist
> > and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told
> > him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes," the
> > man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position,
> > still clasping His hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
> > however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands
> > away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands
> > inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long
> > moments and asked, "How does that feel? "He replied, "It feels
> > great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."
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