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THIS NEWCAR SALESMAN (HIS BROTHER IS THE NEWCAR GENERAL SALESMANAGER) JUST CAME TO ME FOR AN APPRAISAL (HIS NICKNAME IS CEMENT HEAD!). WHILE LOOKING AT THE CAR HE TELLS ME "WISH ME LUCK FOR TOMARROW"...I SAID "WHAT'S HAPPENING TOMARROW". HE SAYS "I'M GOING FOR LAZER SURGERY". I SAY "GREAT, GONNA GET YOUR EYE'S FIXED?" (HE WEARS GLASSES) HE SAY "WHEN I GET DONE WITH THIS, EVERYTHING WILL BE FIXED"...I SAY "WTF IS EVERYTHING"..HE SAY'S "WELL, YOU KNOW HOW THE AVERAGE GUY USES 6% OF HIS BRAIN?" I SAY "YEA" WELL, HE CONTINUE'S "AFTER TOMARROW, I'LL BE USING AT LEAST 10%!!!" HE CONTINUES "MY BUDDY JUST GOT THIS MACHINE", ME PICTURING SOME GOOF IN THE GARAGE WITH A LAZER," AND HE'S GONNA HOOK ME UP!" BY NOW I'M LAFFING MY ASS OFF "WHAT DOES YOUR BUDDY DO FOR A LIVING?" I SAY...."OH, HE'S A FOOT DOCTOR!" ROTFLMAO!!! HE SAY'S "WHAT BRO?, THEY SHOWED HIM HOW TO USE IT!!!"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....CEMENT HEAD!!!
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HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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Re: NOW...I'VE HEARD IT ALL!!
Originally posted by daved150
I think you need to use the machine as well....
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Re: NOW...I'VE HEARD IT ALL!!
THANKS BRO...I THINK I'LL WAIT TO SEE HOW MONGO FAIRS! LOLOriginally posted by NATEI think you need to use the machine as well....
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php
"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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Re: NOW...I'VE HEARD IT ALL!!
when, Tomarrow??Originally posted by daved150
Bwahahahaha!!!
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I used that lazer on my girlfriend and yeah it didnt work."Better Things for Better Living...Through Chemistry." -DuPont
"...Indeed, there comes a time in every little slugger’s life when he's faced with the difficult decision of whether to shoot a needle into his butt and turn himself into the Incredible Hulk...or to take the higher road and pursue a career as a coal miner, but at least be able to have a few children before dying of black lung disease."Comment
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lol...are you serious? Definitely a cement head!!!NO PAIN, NO GAIN
KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN
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