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    Cowboy ventriloquist
    While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.

    Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
    Dog: "Doin' good."
    Indian is shocked...
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.
    Dog: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
    Indian has a look of total disbelief.

    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."
    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
    Horse: "Good."
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
    Horse: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."
    Indian stares in utter amazement.
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
    Indian: "Sheep is liar."
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  • #2
    Re: Cowboy ventriliquist

    That's funny shit!
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    • #3
      Re: Cowboy ventriliquist

      ahahah

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      • #4
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        lol!!! Sick I tell you!!!! Sick!!!!
        NO PAIN, NO GAIN
        KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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        • #5
          Re: Cowboy ventriliquist

          LOL!!

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          • #6
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            LOLOL Friggin sheep, they always lie!
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            • #7
              Re: Cowboy ventriliquist

              LOL. Isn't the sheep thing illegal in like 8 countries



              Disclaimer: Any information that TestRip7 shares is strictly for entertainment and role playing purposes only. TestRip7 is a fictional character and in no way condones the use of any illegal substances or activities otherwise.

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