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So yesterday, I took the day off work and my wife took 3 of our 4 to her mother's house. So, I spent the day with my 3 year old son. He is on a Lego kick lately, so I played Legos with him all day. At one point in the day, I put one of the little guys heads in my nose to make him laugh. Then, he did the same. Pretty funny, right?
Well, about 7a.m. this morning, my wife runs into the room with him in her arms, he's screaming, she yells "we have to take Nate to the emergency room!" So I jump up, scared shitless and say "what happened?" She says, he got a lego stuck up his nose. I'm thinking, "oh shit, it's my fault."
So, i throw on some clothes, we get in the car, she drives. I'm in the back with him. Finally, I get him to blow it out and it flew out.
Should I tell her I tought him that? You have no idea how scared I was!
Now I know why the box says ages 8+
Well, about 7a.m. this morning, my wife runs into the room with him in her arms, he's screaming, she yells "we have to take Nate to the emergency room!" So I jump up, scared shitless and say "what happened?" She says, he got a lego stuck up his nose. I'm thinking, "oh shit, it's my fault."
So, i throw on some clothes, we get in the car, she drives. I'm in the back with him. Finally, I get him to blow it out and it flew out.
Should I tell her I tought him that? You have no idea how scared I was!
Now I know why the box says ages 8+
Well being a mother of a boy myself....kids that age tend to be toooo honest and they idolize mommy...all she has to do is ask him where he learnt it and he will tell her...so your best bet would be to confess but stress how bad you feel and that you learned your lesson and will never do that again....then you talk to your son and explain that daddy is an idiot and never should of stuck anything in his nose , it's dangerous and that the next time daddy shows him something "funny" like that, he should ask mommy if it is ok to really do it! 
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