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what did santa bring u???
what did Santa bring you?
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
> "Nice bike", said the cop, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
>
> "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for
> a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
> reflector light on the back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
> their sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled
> the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
> Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
>
>
>
A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
> "Nice bike", said the cop, "Did Santa bring it to you?"
>
> "Yep," the little girl said, "He sure did!"
>
> The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5.00 ticket for
> a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
> reflector light on the back of it."
>
> The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got
> their sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled
> the cop.
>
> The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
> Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
>
>
>
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