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    i lost my penis and cant find it ! if anyone knows were its at or sees it let me know.. about 6 in long big around as a coke bottle and is black!
    If bigger is better then im better than ever !

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    ....? I THINK I SEEN MOFO WITH IT, LOL
    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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    • #3
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      mofo cant handle the mountain !
      If bigger is better then im better than ever !

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        Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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        • #5
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          so... nobody has found it !
          If bigger is better then im better than ever !

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          • #6
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            ehem...black???? Aren't you a white guy?! LOL
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            • #7
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              Is Space color blind?

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by McKenzie
                Is Space color blind?
                I'm confused...is he talking about a toy or did his d*ck really fall off?! LOL
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                Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starch into aches, pains and cramps! (that's why I don't do 'em LOL)

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by McKenzie
                  Is Space color blind?
                  lmao....check between FUZO's ass....lol....oh wait, here comes another PM from the ALL MIGHTY

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by space mountain
                    i lost my penis and cant find it ! if anyone knows were its at or sees it let me know.. about 6 in long big around as a coke bottle and is black!
                    Usually right after you get married, your wife takes it. Look in her purse. it might be there.
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by angryoldman
                      Usually right after you get married, your wife takes it. Look in her purse. it might be there.
                      small purse.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by angryoldman
                        Usually right after you get married, your wife takes it. Look in her purse. it might be there.
                        my wife lets me keep my pecker just takes my balls
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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by angryoldman
                          Usually right after you get married, your wife takes it. Look in her purse. it might be there.
                          Originally posted by jipped genes
                          my wife lets me keep my pecker just takes my balls
                          So true!
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                          • #14
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                            I'VE HEARD OF WOMEN CATCHING SOMETHING FROM A COKE BOTTLE, BUT A GUY CATCHING IT AND THEN LOOSING IT, DAMN BRO IT'S PROBABLY BLACK BECAUSE OF THE SWELLING AFTER BEING STUCK IN THE BOTTLE.
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