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Dear Santa,
I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I
really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny
Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm
gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll
know what to do with.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you
can
do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the
baby-
sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let
me get you some nice Lego's instead.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the sh*ts and carrots make the deer fart in my face.
You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal
and
a nice Cuban cigar.
Santa
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I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck.
Please, I
really really want a fire truck this year!
Love, Kenny
Dear Kenny,
Let me make it up to you. Christmas Eve, while you sleep, I'm
gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll
know what to do with.
Santa
~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^
Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for
my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you
can
do.
Love, Teddy
Dear Teddy,
What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the
baby-
sitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son!
Let
me get you some nice Lego's instead.
Santa
~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^
Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left
carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor.
Love, Susan
Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the sh*ts and carrots make the deer fart in my face.
You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal
and
a nice Cuban cigar.
Santa
~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^ ~^~^
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