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The Geography Of A Sexy Woman
* Between 18 and 20, A Woman is like AFRICA. Half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
* Between 21 and 30, A Woman is like AMERICA. Well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
* Between 31 and 35, she is like INDIA. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
* Between 36 and 40, A Woman is like FRANCE. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
* Between 41 and 50, she is like YUGOSLAVIA. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
* Between 51 and 60, she is like RUSSIA. Very wide, borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
* Between 61 and 70, A Woman is like MONGOLIA; with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, not future
* After 70, they become like AFGHANISTAN. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
And please believe me I haven't forgotten about us man out there so here we go :
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
* BETWEEN 15 AND 100 A MAN IS LIKE IRAQ, RULED BY A DICK!!!!!!
* Between 18 and 20, A Woman is like AFRICA. Half discovered, half wild,naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
* Between 21 and 30, A Woman is like AMERICA. Well developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
* Between 31 and 35, she is like INDIA. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
* Between 36 and 40, A Woman is like FRANCE. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
* Between 41 and 50, she is like YUGOSLAVIA. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
* Between 51 and 60, she is like RUSSIA. Very wide, borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
* Between 61 and 70, A Woman is like MONGOLIA; with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, not future
* After 70, they become like AFGHANISTAN. Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
And please believe me I haven't forgotten about us man out there so here we go :
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
* BETWEEN 15 AND 100 A MAN IS LIKE IRAQ, RULED BY A DICK!!!!!!
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