Don't you hate it....

[NpcRayzor]

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nothing is worse than someone farting and you looking guilty for it ! I was in a wallgreens and looking at some shit I smelled something god awfull I looked to my left and right and all I seen in the aisle was a fatass woman she walked away and I continued what I was doing and looked up again and this fine ass girl was standing right next to me and smiled till she caught wind and left in a hurry and I started sweating badly I was embarassed and that girl gave a dirty ass look .. Later ,I seen the fatass in line at check-out , so I told my son [who was with me!] to take a whoope cusion ,[which he found in the toy section] sneak up behind her and act like she was farting, everbody in line laughed there ass off !!!!

[LilFella]

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Nothing is as bad as talking to a gay who's breath smells like shit.

Scary thought!

[supasaiyan99]

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nothing is worse than someone farting and you looking guilty for it ! I was in a wallgreens and looking at some shit I smelled something god awfull I looked to my left and right and all I seen in the aisle was a fatass woman she walked away and I continued what I was doing and looked up again and this fine ass girl was standing right next to me and smiled till she caught wind and left in a hurry and I started sweating badly I was embarassed and that girl gave a dirty ass look .. Later ,I seen the fatass in line at check-out , so I told my son [who was with me!] to take a whoope cusion ,[which he found in the toy section] sneak up behind her and act like she was farting, everbody in line laughed there ass off !!!!

LMAO!!!! You crack me up bro!!!

[Saucefit]

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nothing is worse than someone farting and you looking guilty for it ! I was in a wallgreens and looking at some shit I smelled something god awfull I looked to my left and right and all I seen in the aisle was a fatass woman she walked away and I continued what I was doing and looked up again and this fine ass girl was standing right next to me and smiled till she caught wind and left in a hurry and I started sweating badly I was embarassed and that girl gave a dirty ass look .. Later ,I seen the fatass in line at check-out , so I told my son [who was with me!] to take a whoope cusion ,[which he found in the toy section] sneak up behind her and act like she was farting, everbody in line laughed there ass off !!!!

LOL!!! Is that a true story? If it is, the fat ***** deserved it!

[snickers1]

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When you are standing in line for something and there is someone behind you and their breath stinks like ass!!!!! I was in line at Dunkin Donuts and this smelly fucker is behind me breathing down my neck, and his fucking breath stinks! Same thing happens at the grocery sometimes. Brush your fucking teeth people, or do something about your breath!!!! Damn!

LOL... has it happend to you at the gym yet...stinky fricken kid at our gym asked for a spot and man i almost dropped the shit on him ....kid must have ate a shit sandwich for lunch

[TRAM]

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IN MOST CASES I SAY EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR INVADING MY PERSONAL SPACE CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME ROOM, THANK YOU. AT THE BAR I AM A LITTLE MORE RUDE, FOR INSTANCE LAST WEEK I WAS ATTENDING A CHRISTMAS PARTY FOR OUR CARPENTERS AT A LOCAL BAR, AND THIS GUY WALKS UP TO ME AND IS 5 INCHES FROM MY FACE SAYING HOW HE IS GOING TO SHOOT THESE GUYS BEHIND HIM (THIS GUY IS 7 SHEETS TO THE WIND) WELL THESE GUYS BEHIND HIM WERE MY CO-WORKERS SO I SIMPLY SAID PLEASE SIR YOU ARE TO CLOSE TO ME AND I WANT NO PART OF WHATS GOING ON SO CONTINUE ON, HE DID'T MOVE JUST KEPT TALKING SMACK I THINK HE WAS LOOKING FOR BACK-UP BECAUSE HE WAS BY HIMSELF, SO I SAID PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE I'M BUSY WATCHING BASKETBALL AND DRINKING SODA. SO HE TELLS ME TO FUCK OFF HE'S IN THE HELLS ANGELS, HE DID LOOK THE PART BUT DID'NT ACT LIKE IT SO I STOOD UP AND SAID, "LOOK PAL CLEARLY NOBODY IN THIS BAR LIKES YOU AND YOU DECIDE TO COME UP TO ME WHO IS COMPLETELY MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND TALK SMACK ABOUT THE PEOPLE I'M W/ I GAVE YOU 2 CHANCES TO WALK AWAY AND THIS IS THE 3rd, I THEN SAY LOOK BRO I'M DRINKING MOUNTAIN DEW AND AM IN TEN TIMES BETTER CONDITION THAN YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN, IN YOUR LIFE, SO TURN AROUND WALK OUT THE DOOR AND DON'T SAY ANOTHER FUCKING WORD IN THIS BAR TO ANYONE. HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. WELL HE LEFT AND WHEN I DID 2 HRS. LATER ON MY WAY HOME I SAY HIM SLEEPING IN A SNOW BANK 2 BLOCKS DOWN THE ROAD.

[mtnmedic]

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My mom said when she was standing in line at Safeway, some Flatlander trash ripped one on her. Never said excuse me or anything, so she said "lady please" and the lady jus looked at my mom like "whats your problem". I'll tell ya what makes me sick are these highschool chicks that spit. YUCK !! (and im not talking about that kind of spittin')

[Gooseneck]

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I've got a thing about something coming out of someone's ass and going up my nose. Just doesnt do it for me.

[badasz32]

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i think i luaghed the whole time i read this thread. i agree but if someone smells funny i have to say something.

[mick-G]

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I'll tell ya what makes me sick are these highschool chicks that spit. YUCK !! (and im not talking about that kind of spittin')

I kinda like a girl that spits, lol?..... Dayum, nasty good!

[Gooseneck]

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I find it insulting if they spit, swallow that shit dammit !! I'd be happy to glaze my face in return...

[DJDIGGLER]

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LOL... has it happend to you at the gym yet...stinky fricken kid at our gym asked for a spot and man i almost dropped the shit on him ....kid must have ate a shit sandwich for lunch

Wow that's funny bro! I almost pissed my pants I was laughing so hard at that one! HAHAHA Shit sandwich HAHAHA!!!

[FIVE_8]

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that happens when you talk to Skarhead, i need to hold my breath sometimes

[NpcRayzor]

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LOL!!! Is that a true story? If it is, the fat ***** deserved it!

damn straight ..funny-ass shi_ huh

[sunnshine_ahead]

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When you are standing in line for something and there is someone behind you and their breath stinks like ass!!!!! I was in line at Dunkin Donuts and this smelly fucker is behind me breathing down my neck, and his fucking breath stinks! Same thing happens at the grocery sometimes. Brush your fucking teeth people, or do something about your breath!!!! Damn!

When people do that, that is when you use that fart you have saved up all day from the burrito you ate with all the fire sauce