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    There was a man who worked for the Post Office, whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
    One day, a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting, to God. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.


    He opened it and read:
    Dear God,
    I am an 93 year old widow, living on a very small
    pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had
    $100.00 in it, which was all the money I had until my
    next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I
    had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without
    that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no
    family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you
    please help me?
    Sincerely,
    Edna

    The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all of the other workers. Each of them dug into his wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96.00, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.
    The rest of the day, all of the workers felt a warm glow for the kind thing they had done.
    Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady, to God. All of the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.


    It read:
    Dear God,
    How can I ever thank you enough for what you did
    for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to
    fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very
    nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
    By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must
    have been those thieving bastards at the Post Office.
    Sincerely,
    Edna
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
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    LMFAO

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    • #3
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      lmfao!!!
      I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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      • #4
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        LOL....Old people are so funny!!! God bless them!
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        KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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        • #5
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          Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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          • #6
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            On that note dont forget to tip your mailmen and garbage men this Christmas!

            good joke.

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