0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

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0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

11-14-2005, 10:28 AM

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat."
The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.

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11-14-2005, 10:30 AM

Re: 0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

lol

ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

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11-14-2005, 10:35 AM

Re: 0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

lol

If bigger is better then im better than ever !
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11-14-2005, 03:53 PM

Re: 0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

OMG! one of my friends just sent me this joke! I was about to post it! hahahaha

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11-14-2005, 03:57 PM

Re: 0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

LOL

HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!

http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php

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11-14-2005, 03:58 PM

Re: 0-200 IN 2 SECONDS FLAT

LOL that would do it!

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