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Two weeks ago my best friend told me this story, im sure you gonna like!
My friend is a sales rep for a major bottling company, one of his clients is a big distillery out in Nova Scotia. So the owner of the business went to my friend's work to meet him he told him this:
"Well last month I went to france for a business trip as we also into wine and spirits from europe, so I met with that frenchman the owner of a big castle and wineyard.
Him: Well I have alot of business in Quebec!
french: Quebec! Oh my, they talk like dogs I tell you
him: Pardon?
french: Yes, yes oui, french canadians are fucking dogs, they talk and walks like *****es and dogs!
(so that distillery owner, his wife is quebecer)
so he reply
him: Sir, all these trees on the side of the roads, what use are they?
french: I dont know, there always been there
him : Oh its because Ive heard that the german didnt like to walk under the sun!
My friend is a sales rep for a major bottling company, one of his clients is a big distillery out in Nova Scotia. So the owner of the business went to my friend's work to meet him he told him this:
"Well last month I went to france for a business trip as we also into wine and spirits from europe, so I met with that frenchman the owner of a big castle and wineyard.
Him: Well I have alot of business in Quebec!
french: Quebec! Oh my, they talk like dogs I tell you
him: Pardon?
french: Yes, yes oui, french canadians are fucking dogs, they talk and walks like *****es and dogs!
(so that distillery owner, his wife is quebecer)
so he reply
him: Sir, all these trees on the side of the roads, what use are they?
french: I dont know, there always been there
him : Oh its because Ive heard that the german didnt like to walk under the sun!
BWAAAAAAAAA!!! Me likey likey!! Bunch of phuquing dogs. they still don't realize how close they were to eating Bratwurst and drinking Lowenbrau for the rest of eternity.
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