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(A RIDDLE)
THE RANGE IS 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH
SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT
ONE END AND SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO
A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND
DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN
WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE
THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE
STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE
OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR
THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO
THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you thinking?
THE RANGE IS 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH
SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT
ONE END AND SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO
A WARM, FLESHY, MOIST OPENING
WHERE IT IS THRUST IN AND
DRAWN OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN
WILL MOST SURELY RECOGNIZE
THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS.
WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES
BEHIND A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE
STICKY SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
NEED CLEANING FROM THE
OUTER SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR
THREE TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN
MUCH LESS.
WHAT AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO
THE RIDDLE IS NONE OTHER
THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > >
TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you thinking?
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