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    Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
    and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






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    Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
    Instructions on how to clean your toilet

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash"
    and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    lol


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    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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    • #3
      Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

      LOL
      Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.






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      • #4
        Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

        haha, this is a copy/paste email to everyone at work piece!

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        • #5
          Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

          ahahah
          Attached Files

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          • #6
            Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

            Dude, I posted this about two months ago. Where the hell were you? LOL, it's still funny.
            I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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            • #7
              Re: Instructions on how to clean your toilet

              lol ... thats what O2BESOHUGE does for a living . Fellas ,whats up been awhile good to be back !
              "Workout each rep till I drop the uglyiest , meanest face"

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