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One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and
during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I
will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on
the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in
here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.Eventually she
managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for
bees," said Tarzan.
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big
Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,
said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding
Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and
pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just
like it says in the book."
during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I
will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on
the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in
here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony.Eventually she
managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for
bees," said Tarzan.
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big
Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,
said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!" To that, Little Red Riding
Hood calmly reached into her picnic basket and pulled out a ..44 magnum and
pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not. You're going to eat me, just
like it says in the book."
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