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    Living in 2005

    You know you're living in 2005 when...

    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a business manner.

    7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.

    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.

    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

    12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

    13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen

    14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

    15. You get up in the morning and go on-line before getting your coffee.

    16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

    17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    18 . Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

    20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

    AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself. Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know you want to
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: LIVING IN 2005

    LOL


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    • #3
      Re: LIVING IN 2005

      Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
      Living in 2005

      19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

      Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.






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      • #4
        Re: LIVING IN 2005

        It's sooooo true.....

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        • #5
          Re: LIVING IN 2005

          14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

          I freak if i dont have my PHONE

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          • #6
            Re: LIVING IN 2005

            i can't stand not having my cell phone. even if i don't pay the bill they cut off service, i still have to have it even though it really serves no purpose at the time,lol.
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            • #7
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              LOL
              HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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              • #8
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                LMFAO.

                I've actually done number 12!

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                • #9
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                  No doubt about the cell phone thing - and the old friends whose email addy you don't have. Very true.

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                  • #10
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                    Couldn't stand living without my IPOD!
                    Rock On!

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