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Chinese sick leave
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today I
really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come
work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I
feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me sex. That makes
everything better and I go work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and I
feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."...
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