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  • HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

    It's not difficult to make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

    1. a friend
    2. a companion
    3. a lover
    4. a brother
    5. a father
    6. a chef
    7. an electrician
    8. a carpenter
    9. a plumber
    10. a mechanic
    11. a decorator
    12. a stylist
    13. a sexologist
    14. a gynecologist
    15. a psychologist
    16. a pest exterminator
    17. a psychiatrist
    18. a healer
    19. a good listener
    20. an organizer
    21. a good father
    22. very clean
    23. sympathetic
    24. athletic
    25. warm
    26. attentive
    27. gallant
    28. intelligent
    29. funny
    30. creative
    31. tender
    32. strong
    33. understanding
    34. tolerant
    35. prudent
    36. ambitious
    37. capable
    38. courageous
    39. determined
    40. true
    41. dependable
    42. passionate
    43. compassionate

    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

    44. give her compliments regularly
    45. love shopping
    46. be honest
    47. be rich
    48. not stress her out
    49. not look at other girls

    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

    50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

    53. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * appointments she makes



    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
    1. Show up naked
    2. Bring something to drink
    3. Hand over the remote

    O2
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

    RIGHT ON O2
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    • #3
      Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

      Yes sir! You hit the nail right on the head LOLOLOL

      Luckily, my Fiance isn't quite that bad (actually she's great) but then again, we're not married yet, so who knows
      Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

      That being said.......

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      • #4
        Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

        Thats your best post of the year!

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        • #5
          Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

          yep, that about sum's it up!!
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          • #6
            Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

            lmao, so true.
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            • #7
              Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!



              ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

              "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

              Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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              • #8
                Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                #4 and #5 only apply where you live! LOL
                I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                • #9
                  Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                  i am gonna send this to my wifes work email! that is great
                  "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                  A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                  husband of the year

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                  • #10
                    Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                    and a big dick to satisfy her needs

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                    • #11
                      Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                      ummmmm...


                      I believe you are way under-estimating what a woman does on a daily bases w/o even thinking about it!!!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                        ^ i doubt it....lol

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                        • #13
                          Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                          Originally posted by BlondeD
                          ummmmm...


                          I believe you are way under-estimating what a woman does on a daily bases w/o even thinking about it!!!!

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                          • #14
                            Re: HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!!

                            Originally posted by T-Man007
                            #4 and #5 only apply where you live! LOL
                            HAHAHHAHA *COUGH* HILL BILLIES ON THIS BOARD *COUGH*


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