Dear John

[Slightly Enhanced]

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John" Letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:
Dear Ricky,

I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Becky

The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky,Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Becky,

I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the ____ you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care, Ricky

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Re: Dear John

I doubt this story is true, but it is a shame that this happens frequently to service men

[SUGARBABY]

Re: Dear John

oh puhleeeeeeese! Men go overseas to be cheated on. Women are cheated on daily right here in the U.S.

*lol* funny story. I like his comeback.

[LOGAN]

Re: Dear John

but i think i saw some statistics somewhere that sated 70% of the cheaters in a relationship was the woman

[Gooseneck]

Re: Dear John

oh puhleeeeeeese! Men go overseas to be cheated on. Women are cheated on daily right here in the U.S......

Not so sure I like this statement. If a woman cant keep her legs closed for a year, then she doesnt deserve someone like this Marine. Same goes for the women overseas.

[SUGARBABY]

Re: Dear John

What a bunch of hypocrites - men cheat just as often as women so get off the high horses.

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Re: Dear John

Sugar are you bitter????????????

you may be right, but you don't have to tell him why he is deployed, there are quite a few suicides that happen that way.....................

[Skarhead]

Re: Dear John

What a bunch of hypocrites - men cheat just as often as women so get off the high horses.

I think its pretty much equal. No one is on a high horse either, it was just a story. Pretty funny one though

[mick-G]

Re: Dear John

Well, i kinda agree with SB, it does "take two to tango", lol! Although i don't think men go overseas to be cheated on, lmao! Actually i found that it is it quite the other way around, men go overseas/into the service and have an affair while they are gone. If a man is determined to seek out an affair, one night stand etc..he will look for women and it doesn't matter if the woman is married or not, just so they are "hot". Where as, i think most women are alittle more discreet in who they choose for a partner in an adultress relationship, unless they are intoxicated, lol! There are always exceptions though..

[daved150]

Re: Dear John

i read this before somewhere...still funny

[SUGARBABY]

Re: Dear John

I wasn't getting testy, I was just laughing at the responses.

I had never heard of suicide while over seas due to lost love - Interesting.

I just spoke to "my boy" (good friend) who is in Iraq, he can IM me from there! I'll have to ask him if he wants me to stalk his wife while he is gone.

[Equalizer]

Re: Dear John

no wonder GIs come back and kill their wives. blow all there money they send back and bang dudes, damn shame. Soldiers coming back and domestic violence was/is a big thing for after the first Gulf War.

[Gooseneck]

Re: Dear John

I'm sick of guys catching the 3rd degree when women are just as damn deceitful and are better at it.

[SUGARBABY]

Re: Dear John

I'm sick of guys catching the 3rd degree when women are just as damn deceitful and are better at it.

That's cuz we dont have to tell all our buddies.

[daved150]

Re: Dear John

We wouldn't have to cheat if we had your equipment. Hell we'd sit and play with it all day, just look how amazed we are with what we were given SB.

LOL...