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    I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

    And possibly rinse out my mind as well.

    Went to see star wars last night with the fiance, and these 2 chicks sat in front of us. Couple of hotties.. nice long hair, tight jeans, etc. So through the whole movie I'm kinda checking them out but being stealthy so the fiance doesn't catch me lookin.

    Well the movie ends and the next thing I know, I look over and the 2 chicks were kissing!!!! I was just thinking to myself what a kickass day it's been when the horrible truth came to me. When they stopped kissing, and with the theater lights on.. I realized 1 of them was actually a guy with long hair.

    I feal so dirty...
    RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

    Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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    Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

    and here comes the thundering sound of all the HOMO jokes!!!

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    • #3
      Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

      Originally posted by NATE
      and here comes the thundering sound of all the HOMO jokes!!!
      But are you really a homo if you regret it afterwords?
      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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      • #4
        Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

        thats like doing the deed and then just bc you regret it later doesn't mean it didn't happen. of course almost all of us have ran into this problem before. I was once checking out some chicks nice tan legs in the store from about 100ft away, go closer and it was a skanky ass dude with shaved legs...If that makes me a homo, well then thats fine...

        i guess..

        FU guys, me an GG will beat the shit out of you!

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        • #5
          Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

          YA HOMO
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          • #6
            Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

            bro i am not even that homo!!!

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            • #7
              Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

              Originally posted by ByRoN
              bro i am not even that homo!!!

              But you piss the bed, so its ok...

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              • #8
                Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                Originally posted by NATE
                But you piss the bed, so its ok...
                LMAO...TRUE!!
                HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                • #9
                  Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                  Originally posted by Got Gear?
                  And possibly rinse out my mind as well.

                  Went to see star wars last night with the fiance, and these 2 chicks sat in front of us. Couple of hotties.. nice long hair, tight jeans, etc. So through the whole movie I'm kinda checking them out but being stealthy so the fiance doesn't catch me lookin.

                  Well the movie ends and the next thing I know, I look over and the 2 chicks were kissing!!!! I was just thinking to myself what a kickass day it's been when the horrible truth came to me. When they stopped kissing, and with the theater lights on.. I realized 1 of them was actually a guy with long hair.

                  I feal so dirty...
                  LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!


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                  • #10
                    Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                    Its a good thing it was a theater and not a bar otherwise you might have been REALLy embarrassed after buying them both drinks!

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                    • #11
                      Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                      Originally posted by SUGARBABY
                      Its a good thing it was a theater and not a bar otherwise you might have been REALLy embarrassed after buying them both drinks!
                      LMAO.. is it bad mannors to take the drink back when you realize you made a gender mistake?
                      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

                      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                        Originally posted by Friggemall
                        makes ya want to punch the phuker don't it, enough about Byron & th ebed wetting, lol. You're not gay GG? you thought it was a woman. Once you saw it was male it made you sick, so no gayness there.
                        He never said it made him sick! he said he felt dirty!


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                        • #13
                          Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                          Originally posted by Got Gear?
                          LMAO.. is it bad mannors to take the drink back when you realize you made a gender mistake?
                          Hell no, just say "here you go girls" and whe the dude says "I'm not a girl" you say "whatever you say Nancy" and walk away.
                          I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                          • #14
                            Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                            Originally posted by bigmofo
                            He never said it made him sick! he said he felt dirty!
                            Excellent point! He's crossed over to the dark side and feels dirty for it. lol
                            I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                            • #15
                              Re: I need to wash my eyes out with soap!

                              LMAO! I don't think that's ever happened to me. So the dude had tight jeans on too? And you thought it was a chick?
                              Perfect Body = State of Mind + Lifestyle

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