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    Thought his might be a nice little thread to brighton up our Monday morning...

    1.) Gf worked @ a tanning salon, and I used to go visit her after work in college. She used to have her friend take over for her when I got there and then we could go tan. Then one day, she pulled me into her booth for the 20 minutes.....needless to say, I made tanning a DAILY habit!
    2.) She used to page me with a code on my pager back in high school for different places she wanted to hook up......sexiest codes I ever did read!!!
    3.) Had the cleaning lady @ another GF's work, walk in on us, then start sayin Shiii in spanish or something!!! She just stood there for almost 20 seconds and gauked @ it. My GF didn't even stop (LOL) and then the lady spit out something in some other language.....Couldn't stop laughing for hours after that LOLLOLOL
    Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

    That being said.......

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    Re: Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

    WHAT WERE THE CODES?? I THINK I GOT THEM TOO....


















    JUST KIDDIN!!!
    O2
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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    • #3
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      MY G/F HAD JUST GOTTEN IN FROM A TRIP BOUT 2 MONTHS AGO SO WE STAYED AT HER PARENTS HOUSE WE "SLEPT" ON DIFFRENT COUCHES HAD SEX ON ONE OF THEM AND HER PARENTS ROOM WAS TOUCHING THE LIVING ROOM.

      ON THE WAY HOME FROM HER PARENTS THE OTHER NIGHT SHE WANTED TO HAVE SEX DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD I WAS DRIVING HER ECLIPSE SHE WAS ON TOP OF ME! SHE GOT OFF AND WAS FINISHING ME AND A COP DROVE RIGHT BY US! I WAS A LITTLE SHAKEN UP!

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      • #4
        Re: Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

        LOL....no she had codes like "7-11" and stuff like that. We hooked up in front of a 7-11 one time and then realized how bad that could have been if we'd been caught. Might have been a better idea to park a couple more spaces down. LOL
        Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

        That being said.......

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        • #5
          Re: Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

          Atta boy Byron! nicely done
          Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

          That being said.......

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          • #6
            Re: Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

            Originally posted by Shiner22nd
            LOL....no she had codes like "7-11" and stuff like that. We hooked up in front of a 7-11 one time and then realized how bad that could have been if we'd been caught. Might have been a better idea to park a couple more spaces down. LOL
            i bet mike was watching ya with his cameras through the slerpy machine!

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            • #7
              Re: Top 3 Stories/Quotes from your GF/Wife

              Originally posted by ByRoN
              i bet mike was watching ya with his cameras through the slerpy machine!

              GOOD ONE BYRON!!

              O2
              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                I was wondering what that was?!?!?! Suddenly I'm scared ....
                Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.

                That being said.......

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