no finger up the butt for me!

[Iron_Gook]

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IG - so what was wrong with you? Why were you pissing blood?

It was a psuedo tumor in my bladder - 3 cm in diameter. Not sure how it got there but I believe it was from 7 years of dipping Copenhagen. Use to occasionally swallow that stuff - inadvertantly. Nonetheless, it was a great reason to quit. Instead, I took all the money I spent on Copenhagen and started to invest it into U.S. Tobacoo (makers of Cope). Now I'm sitting pretty with my health and my fiances.

IG

[jipped genes]

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well its done first he did the ball grab and made me cough while he did it.

then he said he was gonna do a prostate check. i said "well i am only 36 dont you have to be 40 before you guys start that?"

so i dropped my britches and bent over. and he pushed his huge finger up my ass, i swear i felt it up in my guts. i started to get worried when i felt both his hands on my shoulders









naw not really. even the ball grab wasnt bad we talked about the mavericks and how they were doing in the playoffs. i actually forgot my balls were in the hands of a man. and the vampire that took my blood was awesome i didnt feel a thing and i didnt get a bruise like a heroin junky on my arm.

to the fellas who have had it done and especially you too IG bless you.

[Equalizer]

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wow i cant wait till im old enough to do this...my father had colon cancer, had the surgery,chemo port in the chest and radiation and he still had problems with scar tissue building up, had to have 2 additional operations where they reopen the same scar and take out the scar tissue, they were very serious operations and taxed his body badly, he was never the same and unfortunately lost him 2 years ago almost to the day. I know we joke around but after reading this again i thought i would share this maybe open some eyes to those who dont know how serious it really is and its not to far down the road for me to start getting this done, after seeing what he had to go through i would let them do whatever to me to catch it early if god forbid i ever have to...but since he had it im at higher risk and for peace of mind i may begin having it done anually the next time i go and im only in my mid 20's.