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But don't tell me it doesn't get you! :p
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
> from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
> holiday."
>
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
>
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
> Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
> about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
> Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
> wants to use this as collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the
> world is this?"
>
>
> (you're gonna love this)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
> His old man's a Rolling Stone."
>
>
> (You're singing it, aren't you?!!)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see
> from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
>
> "Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a
> holiday."
>
> Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
>
> The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick
> Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
>
> Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some
> collateral.
> The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant,
> about half an inch tall - bright pink and perfectly formed.
> Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank
> manager and disappears into a back office.
>
> She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit
> Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he
> wants to use this as collateral."
> She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the
> world is this?"
>
>
> (you're gonna love this)
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> The bank manager looks back at her and says...
> "It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan.
> His old man's a Rolling Stone."
>
>
> (You're singing it, aren't you?!!)
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