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    Give me a mood killing moment....

    Give me a mood killing moment story.

    Here's my story. This was with my first wife many many moons ago. We were playing around and I decided to give her a back massage to get her "relaxed" and in the mood. She was laying on her stomach and I straddled her just below her butt - on her hamstrings. So I'm massaging her back and I'm getting really roused up and decide to start massaging her ass. Well, I was massaging her ass and heading south with my face when out of nowhere came this puff of smoke from her ass - she was so relaxed that she farted in my face - and I had my mouth open. PHUCKING NASTY. I tasted air poo and the mood was killed in an instant. LOL!

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    Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

    Originally posted by Iron_Gook
    Give me a mood killing moment story.

    Here's my story. This was with my first wife many many moons ago. We were playing around and I decided to give her a back massage to get her "relaxed" and in the mood. She was laying on her stomach and I straddled her just below her butt - on her hamstrings. So I'm massaging her back and I'm getting really roused up and decide to start massaging her ass. Well, I was massaging her ass and heading south with my face when out of nowhere came this puff of smoke from her ass - she was so relaxed that she farted in my face - and I had my mouth open. PHUCKING NASTY. I tasted air poo and the mood was killed in an instant. LOL!

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      Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

      lol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!

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        Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

        barf

        Originally posted by edvedr
        lol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!


        ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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          Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

          damn, thats funny shit! lmoa
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            Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

            That is nasty bro, lol

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              Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

              LMFAO!

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                Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

                my chick always has to pee, after we start fooling around. 10min. into foreplay when were getting into it she bust out the i have to pee. I understand becuase she cant get off if she doesnt pee. but still im sitting there naked with my doink in my hand.
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                  Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

                  Originally posted by badasz32
                  my chick always has to pee, after we start fooling around. 10min. into foreplay when were getting into it she bust out the i have to pee. I understand becuase she cant get off if she doesnt pee. but still im sitting there naked with my doink in my hand.

                  ditto
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                    Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

                    Originally posted by edvedr
                    lol thats funny. this was actually 2 nights ago. we were in the hot tub...got started then came out into the game room went to put her on the pool table and a smell hit me like a brick wall. looked around and saw that my dog had a little stomach problem and shit EVERYWHERE!!!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Give me a mood killing moment....

                      sick as fuck but at the end she is still ur lovely wife

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