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  • #16
    Re: WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG

    a month ago!

    took 28 years!

    I knew I should have locked the door of the house!


    here the reaction:

    doodoo: hmm ahhh hhmmm
    mom: What the fuck you doing
    doodoo: what the hell do ya think!, ever heard of knocking or ringing the door!
    mom: jesus that girl is so skinny in that pic and she needs a suntan, Ill be in the kitchen

    oh my
    three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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    • #17
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      These stories are freaking hilarious! This thread rules!

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      • #18
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        The girl's grandma caught us screwing around. I'm glad she didn't tell the dad. The guy is like 6'4" 300lbs and from the caribbean. He would've cut me with his machete!!!
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        • #19
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          Originally posted by ByRoN
          i said i never got caught i beat off everyday

          byron always cracks me up!!

          o2
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          • #20
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            Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE
            byron always cracks me up!!

            o2
            glad i make ya laugh

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            • #21
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              I've been caught by my dad. Phucker scared the shit out of me and nearly had me rip my cock off. I was snapping my carrot while trying to watch some scrambled Playboy channel. I was flicking back and forth between to stations quickly - which let me get a quick look at some tits and ass. Anyways, I thought my old man was dead asleep - however - to my surprise and his, he came in the living room and found me with my drawers around my ankles, remote in my left hand, my pecker in my right, and my stupid "I want to bust a nut face" on my stupid mug. I was mortified. LOL!!!

              IG

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              • #22
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                I left my parents house when i was 15 and moved into my girlfriends house. Lets just say that it wasn't MY parents that caught me...

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                • #23
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                  IG watching pron through the scrambled lines. hahahah yesssssss!!!! i saw a boob.
                  Badasz1@Hushmail.com

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                  • #24
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                    Originally posted by badasz32
                    IG watching pron through the scrambled lines. hahahah yesssssss!!!! i saw a boob.
                    That's exactly how it was...LOL!

                    IG

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                    • #25
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                      Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                      I've been caught by my dad. Phucker scared the shit out of me and nearly had me rip my cock off. I was snapping my carrot while trying to watch some scrambled Playboy channel. I was flicking back and forth between to stations quickly - which let me get a quick look at some tits and ass. Anyways, I thought my old man was dead asleep - however - to my surprise and his, he came in the living room and found me with my drawers around my ankles, remote in my left hand, my pecker in my right, and my stupid "I want to bust a nut face" on my stupid mug. I was mortified. LOL!!!

                      IG

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                      • #26
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                        Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                        I've been caught by my dad. Phucker scared the shit out of me and nearly had me rip my cock off. I was snapping my carrot while trying to watch some scrambled Playboy channel. I was flicking back and forth between to stations quickly - which let me get a quick look at some tits and ass. Anyways, I thought my old man was dead asleep - however - to my surprise and his, he came in the living room and found me with my drawers around my ankles, remote in my left hand, my pecker in my right, and my stupid "I want to bust a nut face" on my stupid mug. I was mortified. LOL!!!

                        IG
                        lmao!!!
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                        • #27
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                          Always here to provide a chuckle...LOL!

                          IG

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                          • #28
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                            Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                            Always here to provide a chuckle...LOL!

                            IG
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                            • #29
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                              I got another one. It's not a jerkoff bust but it was kinda funny.

                              When we still lived in Cali and I was like 5 or 6 years old I tore the centerfold out of my dad's Playboy and laid it in my bed opened up (I was goann get some that night). Now, being 5 or 6, common sense had yet to set in. So when my dad tucked me in that night there was this rouffling sound. My dad said "what's that?" I said, "nothing". So he flipped open the covers and there was his centerfold all laid out in my bed. I still remember the look on his face. Half wanting to say "that's my boy" and the other half wanting to say "damn it, that's my centerfold". He just took it away, smiled and tucked me it. Mom never found out cause my parents were divorced at that time and Dad just kept it between us.
                              I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                              • #30
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                                No, but I got caught making out with my sister's friends on 2 different occasions...lol.
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