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  • #1

    I saw...

    I saw an old lady walking down the beach...
    She had tanks on her back and fins on her feet...
    I said, "Hey old lady haven't you been told?"
    "You better leave the diving for the young and the bold!"
    She said, "Hey sonny, sonny, can't you see?"
    "I've taught Recon UDT!"
    She was motivated!
    Truly dedicated!

    She said, "I want to be a drill instructor."
    "I want to cut off all of my hair"
    "I want to be a drill instructor"
    "I want to make those privates suffer"
    "I want to wear that smokey bear"

    Kill...Kill...Kill...Kill...!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

    IG
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    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

    "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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    • #3
      Re: I saw...

      Hey...Army....get in your tanks and follow me...
      I am Marine Corps infantry...
      Hey...Navy...get in your ships and follow me...
      I am Marine Corps infantry...
      Hey...Air Force...get in your jets and follow me...
      I am Marine Corps infantry...
      Hey...Coast Guard...get in your cutters and follow me...
      I am Marine Corps infantry...
      Hey...civilian...get off your ass and follow me...
      I am Marine Corps infantry...

      What makes the grass grow? BLOOD...BLOOD...BLOOD!!!!

      IG

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      • #4
        Re: I saw...

        I use fertilizer (cow dung) on my lawn.

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        • #5
          Re: I saw...

          Originally posted by Iron_Gook
          Hey...Army....get in your tanks and follow me...
          I am Marine Corps infantry...
          Hey...Navy...get in your ships and follow me...
          I am Marine Corps infantry...
          Hey...Air Force...get in your jets and follow me...
          I am Marine Corps infantry...
          Hey...Coast Guard...get in your cutters and follow me...
          I am Marine Corps infantry...
          Hey...civilian...get off your ass and follow me...
          I am Marine Corps infantry...

          What makes the grass grow? BLOOD...BLOOD...BLOOD!!!!

          IG
          I told you to stop smoking that shit!!!!!


          ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

          "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

          Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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          • #6
            Re: I saw...

            I look to the front and who do I see?
            Motivated BIGMOFO leading me...
            BIGMOFO, BIGMOFO can't you see?
            This post whoring ain't shit to me!!!

            IG

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            • #7
              Re: I saw...

              Originally posted by Iron_Gook
              I look to the front and who do I see?
              Motivated BIGMOFO leading me...
              BIGMOFO, BIGMOFO can't you see?
              This post whoring ain't shit to me!!!

              IG
              as you were


              ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

              "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

              Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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              • #8
                Re: I saw...

                PHUCKING ECYGT STACK HAS GOT ME WIRRRRRRRRRED!!!! LOL!

                IG

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                • #9
                  Re: I saw...

                  Originally posted by bigmofo
                  as you were

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                  • #10
                    Re: I saw...

                    Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                    PHUCKING ECYGT STACK HAS GOT ME WIRRRRRRRRRED!!!! LOL!

                    IG
                    carry on private


                    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                    "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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                    • #11
                      Re: I saw...

                      Originally posted by bigmofo
                      carry on private
                      Sir, carry on private aye'I, sir!!!!

                      IG

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                      • #12
                        Re: I saw...

                        Originally posted by Iron_Gook
                        Sir, carry on private aye'I, sir!!!!

                        IG
                        hussel you maggot, you think we defend the line with slackers like you boy?


                        ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I saw...

                          Originally posted by bigmofo
                          hussel you maggot, you think we defend the line with slackers like you boy?
                          Someone must have lost their freaking mind!!! Hello crazy...

                          IG

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                          • #14
                            Re: I saw...

                            6 feet? i didnt know they stacked shit that high!


                            what makes the grass grow?













                            blood does sir!

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                            • #15
                              Re: I saw...

                              Originally posted by Fit2bLarge
                              6 feet? i didnt know they stacked shit that high!


                              what makes the grass grow?













                              blood does sir!
                              I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

                              IG

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