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  • I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

    So I was all dressed and about to leave the house when I was walking through the living room. There, in the middle of the floor, were three of my cats hovering around an inatimate object. The lights were off in the room but I could see the cats were pawing at it's lifeless little body. I could barely make out it's shape, but it looked like a curled up ground hog.

    I "shooshed" the cats away and went to get a plastic bag to pick it up in....The room was still dark so I didn't dare go close to it with my bare hands. I slipped the plastic bag over my hands and nudged the little critter.

    It wasn't alive anymore....

    In fact, it was my extra lean steak that I had cooked for lunch today!

    They had dragged it out of the pan into the kitchen....damn cats!

  • #2
    Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

    LMAO! no cats in the house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

    "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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    • #3
      Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

      My kitties aren't allowed outside!

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      • #4
        Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

        i hate cats!!!!!!! `

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        • #5
          Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

          Hate cats ...who in there right would let an animal in the house that after ten minutes it thinks it owns the place and will never ever write a mortgage check.

          how can anything without a forhead possibly have a brain???
          Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.






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          • #6
            Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

            Stealing steak is a hanging offense in these here parts...

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            • #7
              Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

              Originally posted by HungarianBeast
              Stealing steak is a hanging offense in these here parts...
              get a rope boys, we is going to ga!


              ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

              "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

              Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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              • #8
                Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                bwahahahhahahahahha

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                • #9
                  Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                  *hides her kitties* THEY DO OWN THE PLACE. They just let me pay the bills...

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                  • #10
                    Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                    Originally posted by HungarianBeast
                    Stealing steak is a hanging offense in these here parts...
                    Add one more to the cat killing posse!!! Touch the steak and it means death!!!

                    IG

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                    • #11
                      Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                      ...so do you think I can still eat it?!?!?













                      j/k....

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                      • #12
                        Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                        we may have to call out the "BIG GUNS" on this one and get gotgear on this! He will take care of the little theif!


                        ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                        "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                        Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                          Originally posted by SUGARBABY
                          ...so do you think I can still eat it?!?!?













                          j/k....
                          What's stopping you???

                          IG

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                          • #14
                            Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                            Why not. I still drink my water after my kitty drinks out of it.

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                              Re: I couldn't believe my cats had killed something...

                              Originally posted by SUGARBABY
                              ...so do you think I can still eat it?!?!?


                              j/k....
                              wash it off and pop it in the mic and go for it


                              ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                              "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                              Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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