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i wanna hear your worst , funniest , most embarassing valentines memorys.
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I phoned my girlfriend to tell her how much I love her...her mom answered, but I couldnt tell the difference between their voices...I ended up telling her mom how hot I think she is, etc...x|Fluid|x is presenting REAL opinions and DOES encourage and condone the use of steroids or other illegal/legal substances that may be used in an illegal manner.
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hehe - that's bad bro! Talk about an awkward moment!Originally posted by x|Fluid|x
I phoned my girlfriend to tell her how much I love her...her mom answered, but I couldnt tell the difference between their voices...I ended up telling her mom how hot I think she is, etc...The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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i bought my girlfriend a card and some other goodies from a sex shop , and i bought my aunt a card from hallmark , i got them mixed up somehow and well now i just give gifts. eeeewwwwwComment
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her mom hot? no..lolx|Fluid|x is presenting REAL opinions and DOES encourage and condone the use of steroids or other illegal/legal substances that may be used in an illegal manner.
xFluiDx@ziplip.com
fluid@fitnessgeared.com
Minister of Controlled Substances for the KINGDOM of KANADA.Comment
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LOL @ Grampy! Smooth.....
Umm.. I was trying to be macho and romantic like a few years ago by doing the ole "Carry the GF into the bedroom" trick. Her dog got all excited, wiped me out and I ended up knocking her hear off the door jam.
Spend a good part of valentines day in the ER getting 3 stiches in her head
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.Comment
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that is the websters definition of cut off.Originally posted by Got Gear?
LOL @ Grampy! Smooth.....
Umm.. I was trying to be macho and romantic like a few years ago by doing the ole "Carry the GF into the bedroom" trick. Her dog got all excited, wiped me out and I ended up knocking her hear off the door jam.
Spend a good part of valentines day in the ER getting 3 stiches in her head
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LOL - and the moral of this story?Originally posted by Got Gear?
LOL @ Grampy! Smooth.....
Umm.. I was trying to be macho and romantic like a few years ago by doing the ole "Carry the GF into the bedroom" trick. Her dog got all excited, wiped me out and I ended up knocking her hear off the door jam.
Spend a good part of valentines day in the ER getting 3 stiches in her head
The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.
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The moral of the story is:
Kick out the gf's annoying pets before you start thinking about "pleasureing her".
That and: When at the ER for a head injury, you get quicker service if you pretend to fade in and out of consiousness!RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.Comment
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my relationship of four years came to an end at about 1am this morning. hows that for the worst.Comment
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Ouch, that sucks.Originally posted by bigpimpc
my relationship of four years came to an end at about 1am this morning. hows that for the worst.
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My EX Girlfriend..... I sent her this cardComment
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hahahahaMichael Moorer, you are cordially invited to give me a rim job.Comment
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yj your such a romantic
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