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    Imagine that you go out one night to a really nice bar with your friends and have a few cocktails.


    They taste good, so you have a few more and then the DJ puts on 'I Will Survive,' so you're off on the dance floor.


    After an hour or so, when 'Heart of Glass' has finished, and more modern music comes on , you come back to the group for a rest and another cocktail or three .


    You notice a group of men standing nearby and one of them is looking at you. You look back at him and there is tangible chemistry between the two of you.


    YOU buy him a drink.


    He likes a woman who is not afraid to buy a man a drink. He approaches you to chat and you get on really well.


    When the time seems perfect for both of you, he leans over and kisses you.


    You have never been kissed like this before, an electric kiss and a tingle shudders through your entire body and you don't want it to stop.


    "I don't usually do this sort of thing," you hear yourself saying, "but I've never felt like this before.


    Do you want to come back to my place?"


    You wake up the next morning, and you roll out of bed, half-asleep , to go to the toilet , last night's memories slightly blurred .


    You look at yourself in the mirror, make an "urgh" sound. .


    As you're sitting there, vivid flashes of what would seem like a marathon sex session flicker back into your head and you remember that you fell in love last night .



    With a smile on your face , you stand up and walk back to the bedroom





    and see...
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    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
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    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    • #3
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      WTF!! that is just wrong I hope your boyfriend knows you posted his picture LOL

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      • #4
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        o2 stop posting mofo's picture!!!!


        thats fucking nasty!!!

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Merc
          WTF!! that is just wrong I hope your boyfriend knows you posted his picture LOL
          LOL :smiliecol


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          • #6
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            thats not a human

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            • #7
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              Wholly phucking shite.

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              • #8
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                That's a gorilla right there.

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                • #9
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                  I can't believe you guys have never seen that before! I'd get a razor and go to town - maybe he has some pimples under all that I can pop too!

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by SUGARBABY
                    I can't believe you guys have never seen that before! I'd get a razor and go to town - maybe he has some pimples under all that I can pop too!

                    i jsut threw up in my mouth

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                    • #11
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                      look, you can see a little wanky wanky between his legs! I bet that is like licking a lollipop that just fell on the ground...

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                      • #12
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                        fucking sick u sick fuck...that is a wolf man o2.....go shave him..NASTy, shit

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                        • #13
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                          Damn funny, but nasty as anything I've ever seen....."no thank you to That!"
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                          • #14
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                            nasty
                            Pain is Pleasure




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                            • #15
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                              Big foot. They finally got a good picture.
                              Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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