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The most embarrassing thing would be while benching I pushed extremely hard and a fart flew out by accident, I try to not fart out loud infront of large groups of people so I was pretty embarrassed by the entire situation.
chest day. i was doing the decline press, my buddy and his wife were working out together in front of me doing shoulder presses and they were laughing. i sat up after the set climbed off the bench. they were looking at me and i said "what?" they said "nothing" and laughed harder. i hopped up on the bench again to bust out another set. i heard them laughing again. i sat up and a personal trainer and his client were standing there laughing there ass off. i said "WHAT THE PHUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!"
i had worn boxers that day and my johnson and the twins were making an appearance every time i dropped back on the bench. thats the second time my buddies wife has seen my goods accidentally i should have asked to see her breasts.
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chest day. i was doing the decline press, my buddy and his wife were working out together in front of me doing shoulder presses and they were laughing. i sat up after the set climbed off the bench. they were looking at me and i said "what?" they said "nothing" and laughed harder. i hopped up on the bench again to bust out another set. i heard them laughing again. i sat up and a personal trainer and his client were standing there laughing there ass off. i said "WHAT THE PHUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!"
i had worn boxers that day and my johnson and the twins were making an appearance every time i dropped back on the bench. thats the second time my buddies wife has seen my goods accidentally i should have asked to see her breasts.
ITS ONLY RIGHT,SHE SEE'S YOUR NUTS YOU SEE HER BREASTS.LOL
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i used to tell every1 at teh gym, i have the best spotter ever and one time i was doing bench and i was on my last reps struggling and my boys celly went on...and was like MIKE HOLD ON 1 SEC let me answer it, and i was doing my last rep and dropped teh bench on my chest.... and i felt like shit....and i kicked him out as well... and now i train wt some1 who compete in teh national....we psuh each other to the next level... and he has 4 years over me (in training)...
I always press my lips tightly together when I lift. Not intentionally just genetic like Jordan's toung thing when he dunked. Well sometimes I've got too much air for my nose to handle and it squeaks through my lips. Naturally this is only in high pressure situations so it is QUITE loud.
Yes, once every 4/5 months I make a sound like an elephant while lifting. EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT I ASSURE YOU.
I dropped the bar on me once when I was benching, it only had like 75 lbs on it (I was sick and started coughing mid set) and some 125 lb guy that wears daisy duke shorts and brown knee-high socks asked if I needed a spotter.
This happened a while back. I was in the gym working out and noticed this really nice looking chick. She was totally checking me out and eventually we got to talking. During the course of our conversation we started laughing about some comments that I had made regarding some of the "strange" regulars at the gym. Anyway, in my moment of laughing exuberantly I shot a snot out my nose and it bungeed back and landed on the crest of my nose. I was completely oblivious to the offending nose slime until I went into the bathroom to shower up and saw it pasted to my nose in the mirror... I was mortified!
I remember a while back, there was a girl that I had talked to a few times. She was the kind that was actually a "good person" and "nice". Not just a chick that looked good. Anyway, I was walking past her and she said "HEY!"............Weeeell you know those rubber mats on the floor that piece together? One of them had been flipped up on the corner. Of course as she said "HEY!"....I said "HEEEYYYOOOOOSHIT" and stumbled right in front of her!!! Luckily, I played it off well. Just stood up straight winked at her and made the gesture like I was straightening my tie. She laughed, I laughed. Fun was had by all. All the gym, I mean.
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