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who the fuck is going to start this thread... guess i will
FU friday
FU not getting any last night
FU O2 wanting a dude to give him a rectal examine
FU not getting to play golf today
FU college
FU USC and OU
thats all i got its been a good day so far
FU energy for starting this thread
FU O2 for being TINY
FU big mofo for being a stud
FU friggmall for being smart ass
FU fuzo for not posting
FME for being broke
FME for Coming late to work 2day
FU bills to pay
FME for not being RICH and like ususall F ME FOR BEING BIG-MIKE1979 FOR BEING THE BEAST FROM THE MIDDLE EAST
FU Bodyfat
FU Sugar for tasting so good
FU FU Mike for da' Lat spread
FU BBQ for being the end-all-be-all
FU O2 for having veins like frozen ropes
& & & FU EVERYBODY THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO DIET DOWN LIKE US NORMAL FOLK!!
*in case you can't tell, I'm trying to lean down right now....ain't that a *****
Any and all views expressed by the screen name Shiner22nd are entirely fictional and are intended for entertainment and/or educational purposes only. This person in no way condones or supports the use of Anabolic Steroids and/or medical substances without the legal consent from his or her doctor.
FU Ice cream for all giving me the runs
FU Burger King for being the home of the tastiest burger ever
FU Alcohol for giving me this migraine
FU Popeyes for being located right next to the damn gym so everytime I come out after a hard workout I get a nice whiff of oily fries and tasty chicken
FU to anybody that wants me to take off my headphones to answer your retarded question!
"hey man, i was wondering if you could me if you think an endorphin rush will cure my headache?"
I mean c'mon asswipe, try it and let me know the outcome AFTER i'm done lifting...take some frickin midol you limpwristed momma's boy...smack your head against the wall a few hundred times, do whatever you have to...just leave me alone!
FU Bic Disposable Razors - Ran out of my Mach 3 and now my face looks like I got into a fight with Edward Scissorhands!
FU In grown toe nail - Damn thing is killing me!
FU Clomid Acne - Phucking look like a 7 year old with chicken pox!
FU Office Microwave - I could cook my oatmeal faster by putting it out in the sun!
FU Cost of Supplements - I could support a third world country's army on my supplement budget!
FU teeth (damn thing hurts cant eat urrgg)
FU shaws jewelers -couldnt get my watch off layaway cause they dont take beginners check and was stuck on traffic for 3hours !
FU credit cards
and the best FU "Fuck me??
Fuck you.
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the Squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car, Get a
fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
Curry steaming out their pores, Stinking up my day, Terrorists in fucking
training, Slow the fuck down.
Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, Going
down on each other in my parks and on my piers, Jiggling their dicks on my
Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers and their pyramids of overpriced food, their tulips
and roses wrapped up plastic, Ten years in the country and still no speak-ee
English.
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach, Mobster thugs sitting in cafes sipping
tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, Wheelin' and dealin'
and schemin', Go back to where you fucking came from.
Fuck the Hasidic Jews selling South African apartheid diamonds.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers, Self-styled masters of the universe, Michael
Douglas-Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers figuring out new ways to rob
hard-working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking
life. Do you think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a
fucking break! Tyco, Imclone, Adelphia, Worldcom.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans, 22 in a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, Worst
fucking parade in the city, and don't even get me started on the Dominicans
because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Benson Hearst Italians with their palmated hair and nylon warm-up
suits and Saint Anthony medallions, Swinging a Jason Giambi Louisville
slugger baseball bat, All trying to audition for The Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East-Side wives with their earrings, scarves and $50 Dalucci
artichokes, Overbaked faces, getting pulled and lifted and stretched all
taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart.
Fuck the Uptown Brothers, They never pass the ball, They don't want to play
defense, They take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop and then they want
to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137
years ago, Move the fuck on.
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots,
standing behind a blue wall of silence, You betray our trust.
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck
the church that protects them, delivering us into evil and while you're at
it, Fuck J.C., he got off easy, A day on the cross, a weekend in Hell and
all the Hallelujahs of the legioned Angels for eternity. Try seven years in
fucking Otisville J.
Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaieda and backwords-ass cave-dwelling
fundamentalist assholes everywhere, On the names of innocent thousands
murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 *****s roasting
in a jet-fueled fiery Hell, You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal
Irish ass.
Fuck Jakob Lewinsky, whiny malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slattery, my best
friend judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Rivera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back,
Sold me up the river, Fucking *****.
Fuck my father with his endless grease standing behind that bar, Sipping on
club soda and selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this city and everyone in it.
From the roadhouses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, From the
projects in Bronx to the lofts in SoHo, From the tenements in Alphabets City
to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels on Staten Island.
Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fucking ash
and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No, fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you
dumb fuck."
-Mongomery Brogan.... 25th Hour
"Workout each rep till I drop the uglyiest , meanest face"
FU teeth (damn thing hurts cant eat urrgg)
FU shaws jewelers -couldnt get my watch off layaway cause they dont take beginners check and was stuck on traffic for 3hours !
FU credit cards
and the best FU "Fuck me??
Fuck you.
Fuck you and this whole city and everyone in it.
Fuck the panhandlers, grubbing for money, smiling at me behind my back.
Fuck the Squeegee men dirtying up the clean windshield of my car, Get a
fucking job.
Fuck the Sikhs and the Pakistanis bombing down the avenues in decrepit cabs,
Curry steaming out their pores, Stinking up my day, Terrorists in fucking
training, Slow the fuck down.
Fuck the Chelsea Boys with their waxed chests and pumped up biceps, Going
down on each other in my parks and on my piers, Jiggling their dicks on my
Channel 35.
Fuck the Korean grocers and their pyramids of overpriced food, their tulips
and roses wrapped up plastic, Ten years in the country and still no speak-ee
English.
Fuck the Russians in Brighton Beach, Mobster thugs sitting in cafes sipping
tea in little glasses, sugar cubes between their teeth, Wheelin' and dealin'
and schemin', Go back to where you fucking came from.
Fuck the Hasidic Jews selling South African apartheid diamonds.
Fuck the Wall Street brokers, Self-styled masters of the universe, Michael
Douglas-Gordon Gecko wannabe mother fuckers figuring out new ways to rob
hard-working people blind. Send those Enron assholes to jail for fucking
life. Do you think Bush and Cheney didn't know about that shit? Give me a
fucking break! Tyco, Imclone, Adelphia, Worldcom.
Fuck the Puerto Ricans, 22 in a car, swelling up the welfare rolls, Worst
fucking parade in the city, and don't even get me started on the Dominicans
because they make the Puerto Ricans look good.
Fuck the Benson Hearst Italians with their palmated hair and nylon warm-up
suits and Saint Anthony medallions, Swinging a Jason Giambi Louisville
slugger baseball bat, All trying to audition for The Sopranos.
Fuck the Upper East-Side wives with their earrings, scarves and $50 Dalucci
artichokes, Overbaked faces, getting pulled and lifted and stretched all
taut and shiny. You're not fooling anybody, sweetheart.
Fuck the Uptown Brothers, They never pass the ball, They don't want to play
defense, They take five steps on every lay-up to the hoop and then they want
to turn around and blame everything on the white man. Slavery ended 137
years ago, Move the fuck on.
Fuck the corrupt cops with their anus-violating plungers and their 41 shots,
standing behind a blue wall of silence, You betray our trust.
Fuck the priests who put their hands down some innocent child's pants. Fuck
the church that protects them, delivering us into evil and while you're at
it, Fuck J.C., he got off easy, A day on the cross, a weekend in Hell and
all the Hallelujahs of the legioned Angels for eternity. Try seven years in
fucking Otisville J.
Fuck Osama bin Laden, al-Qaieda and backwords-ass cave-dwelling
fundamentalist assholes everywhere, On the names of innocent thousands
murdered, I pray you spend the rest of eternity with your 72 *****s roasting
in a jet-fueled fiery Hell, You towel-headed camel jockeys can kiss my royal
Irish ass.
Fuck Jakob Lewinsky, whiny malcontent. Fuck Francis Xavier Slattery, my best
friend judging me while he stares at my girlfriend's ass.
Fuck Naturelle Rivera, I gave her my trust and she stabbed me in the back,
Sold me up the river, Fucking *****.
Fuck my father with his endless grease standing behind that bar, Sipping on
club soda and selling whiskey to firemen and cheering the Bronx Bombers.
Fuck this city and everyone in it.
From the roadhouses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, From the
projects in Bronx to the lofts in SoHo, From the tenements in Alphabets City
to the brownstones in Park Slope to the split-levels on Staten Island.
Let an earthquake crumble it. Let the fires rage. Let it burn to fucking ash
and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place.
No, fuck you Montgomery Brogan. You had it all and you threw it away, you
dumb fuck."
-Mongomery Brogan.... 25th Hour
FU for writing that whole page :smiliecol :smiliecol
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