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A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas
>dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very
>nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
>The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
>nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
>making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
>relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but
>everyone at the
>table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,
her
>boyfriend'sfather looked over at the dog that had been snoozing
>under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The
>woman thought,
>"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
>minuteslater, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time,
>she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The
>father
>again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again the
woman
>smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let
another
>rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that
>rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the
dog
>with disgust and yelled,
>"DammitSkippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
>dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is
very
>nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.
>The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her
>nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost
>making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to
>relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but
>everyone at the
>table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed,
her
>boyfriend'sfather looked over at the dog that had been snoozing
>under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, "Skippy!".
The
>woman thought,
>"This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple of
>minuteslater, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time,
>she didn't even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer rrrrrip.
The
>father
>again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Skippy!". Once again the
woman
>smiled and thought "Yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let
another
>rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that
>rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the
dog
>with disgust and yelled,
>"DammitSkippy, get away from her, before she shits on you!"
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