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    I didn't know this till now. But I m going to post it.


    Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident
    SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital are now giving Paris Hilton a better than 50% chance of making a full recovery from her accident earlier in the week. "We are confident that scarring will be minimal. The dental surgery to replace six teeth is scheduled for this afternoon."

    Meanwhile, the operator of the cable car that dragged Paris Hilton for several bl...


    I will have to find the rest of this.brb
    Always expect the unexpected!


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    This was at the bottom of that article...too bad...


    The story as represented above is written as a satire or parody. It is fictitious.

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    • #3
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      Was gonna say... either I havn't watched TV in a week or the article is a fake.
      RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.

      Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.

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      • #4
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        Guess thats what happens when ya flaunt your s#it too much.
        Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

        Terra Explorations
        Our passion never dies !
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        • #5
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          WHY YA'LL HATIN ON PARIS ID SMACK IT UP FLIP IT AND RUB IT DOWN
          I JUMP OUT OF PLANES AND KILL MOTHERF*CKERS. WHAT DO YOU DO?




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          • #6
            Re: Paris Hilton

            The article is a spoof....
            Obsessed is a word used by the lazy to describe the dedicated..

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            • #7
              Re: Paris Hilton

              I was wondering how long it would go before someone called it! It is fake!!!
              Always expect the unexpected!


              young_hulk@hushmail.com

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              • #8
                Re: Paris Hilton

                Damn
                Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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                • #9
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                  I am with you Bigsarge...
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                  • #10
                    Re: Paris Hilton

                    Originally posted by GirlPatriot
                    and then you would be getting youself check out at the clinic with all the other nasties.
                    No shit! I wouldn't touch that girl. I like my ich-free genitles.
                    I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                    • #11
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                      Yhea, Paris is a nice girl. Its all for the media attention.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Paris Hilton

                        nice in many ways!!!
                        Always expect the unexpected!


                        young_hulk@hushmail.com

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                          [img]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=paris+hilton/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12gm7a2oc/EXP=1107798023/*-http%3A//www.evilzug.com/stuff/poopandfartjokes/pics/paris.jpg[/img]
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                          • #14
                            Re: Paris Hilton

                            Anyone who wouldn't bang Paris is a lame, lyin mother fucker!
                            leankid@ziplip.com

                            Not around much more, because my job blows, but damn I miss you folks!!

                            R.I.P. Geared Up, you are missed my friend!

                            ***~LEAN~***

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                            • #15
                              Re: Paris Hilton

                              Originally posted by leankid
                              Anyone who wouldn't bang Paris is a lame, lyin mother fucker!
                              After I saw here adult video with her ex, I have to say I would do some nasty things to her. It would be the best 12 seconds of her life.
                              “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                              --Manny Pacquiao



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