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    Yo mama's...Fat
    Yo' Mama so dumb, she measures her weight on the Richter Scale.
    Always expect the unexpected!


    young_hulk@hushmail.com

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    Yo' mama's so fat, even God couldn't lift her spirits!
    Always expect the unexpected!


    young_hulk@hushmail.com

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      Yo Mama is so fat, when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
      Always expect the unexpected!


      young_hulk@hushmail.com

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        Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
        Always expect the unexpected!


        young_hulk@hushmail.com

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          Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
          Always expect the unexpected!


          young_hulk@hushmail.com

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            Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
            Always expect the unexpected!


            young_hulk@hushmail.com

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              Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
              Always expect the unexpected!


              young_hulk@hushmail.com

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                Yo' mama is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
                Always expect the unexpected!


                young_hulk@hushmail.com

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                  Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
                  Always expect the unexpected!


                  young_hulk@hushmail.com

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                    Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
                    Always expect the unexpected!


                    young_hulk@hushmail.com

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                      my mom is dead!!!!

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                      • #12
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                        Your mama's like a Bowling ball, you pick her up in a alley, you stick your fingers in her, throw her away in the gutter and she keeps coming back for more

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                          Originally posted by BICEPBULG
                          Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.


                          ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                          "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                          Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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                          • #14
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                            Yo mama's so fat that when we took her to Sea World, Shamu swam up to her and started singing "We Are Family"....

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                              Originally posted by BICEPBULG
                              Yo mama's so dumb, she stuck the phone up her ass and thought she was makin' a booty call.
                              thats fucking rididculous LOL

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